When I was a student living in California, it seemed like all we did was find
an excuse to visit the beach. Any sort
of beach. So every so often, in the
latter half of the 80’s ,we packed into
one car, the five of us, a pink beach umbrellas, food and a map. To find sand and surf and surfers.
In 1985 we decided to go outside California. We’d heard about
that elusive “Old Man” in Oregon, at Crater Lake. We wondered wo WAS the old man?We drove straight there, arriving at dawn, running
over a few rabbits in the dark. ( Nothing worse than the squelch of road kill. )Crater Lake dawned cold that August, I remember. We hadn’t slept all night. We asked about the “Old Man”. Much to our surprise ,we discovered it was a weathered log bobbing about in the water of the Crater
since 1894. BORRRRING.. So back we zoomed to California. I think we hit something soft along the way.
Yuck.
Beach was instantly closed. Older ladies in frilly bathing suits and
flowered caps shrieked and carried on. I just wanted to see the shark. No
shark.
All those elegant bathers. No surfers. No anything but sand.
Pretty cool seeing the Fantasy Island house. Peacocks yelped like angry puppies, chasing us up and down the pathways.
I think I saw Tarzan swinging from the palm trees..........
We’d heard that if you rang the bell you could speak to her, if she was home.
We rang the bell, and then chickened out. High tailed it to the beach as fast as we could.
We dragged that beach umbrella to the far end and huddled under
it to get some shade. Except for our feet. By nightfall, when we got home, we all
had swollen burnt feet. For a week my ankles resembled pink balloons.
When we got to Santa Monica beach we forgot the
umbrella, but we DID manage to get into the ocean. Until we heard the
lifeguard yelling “Shark” “Run”. We didn’t look to see where the shark was. We
just stumbled onto the beach with everyone else. At the last minute, I saw a dark shape near the shore. The Lifeguard yelled “Shark”. The shadow
disappeared. So did we.
I never saw the pigeons. I did see the swallows dive and swoop over the ocean.
And there were finally surfers. Riding the huge waves. We celebrated by jumping into the sea, after checking for sharks.Then we
sat on the sand and didn’t say anything for the longest time. It was a perfect
day.Wet sand wriggled between our toes.
We smelled like wet dog all the way home……but
the Beach Boys were playing on the radio, and we sang along, laughing till we
could laugh no more.
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