Thursday, January 13, 2022

BUTTERTUB

"What do you need in the New Year? You need a dream..."-Mehmet Murat Idan

   Edna watched floppy snow plop outside the front window. Marshmallow cream came to mind. How would she ever get out for a walk. The New Year  had dawned  bleak , chilled midwinter. Her cats  all lined up in a row on the window sill to see Edna off on  her January daily walk. She had five cats left of her original ten. The others got adopted over the holidays.  Her cats liked to watch from the windowsill. 

Mostly they liked to watch the pig.

Neighbours in the next block  came to Edna’s house the first of January, to wish her a Happy New Year.  They brought her a card. And the pig. She would weigh 150 pounds when full grown. Pink with black spots. She squealed a lot. Her name was Buttertub. She had a stroller. And a blue blankie. She liked the stroller. She sat in it while they had tea and discussed pigs. The five cats hissed from their windowsill.

The pig neighbours  were moving into an apartment. Buttertub grunted at the cats. She snuffled their feet. The cats cocked their heads from side to side.  They had never seen a pig before. 

“I couldn’t possibly keep a pig,” said Edna to the pig people.

Pigs make great family pets, they crooned. Besides, you have cats. She loves cats. Buttertub squealed. The cats jumped from their windowsills to the couch. Buttertub followed them. She  oinked in delight. The cats did not oink. They fuzzed their fur.

“Pigs are  super smart ”  Buttertub rolled on the ground and grunted at the cats .  They   craned their necks to get  a look . They stopped hissing and started patting at Buttertub’s belly.

“There’s hobby farm willing to take her, in two weeks, if you’d like” said the pig people. Buttertub burped. Its odour wafted into the air. “If you could keep her just for two weeks... ”

Edna’s  cats circled  Buttertub. Two weeks,thought Edna. Two weeks. She was immediately  hit with the  idea that she should throw out the pork roast in the freezer. It might offend Buttertub.

She straightened her shoulders and agreed to look after Buttertub for two weeks. Edna taped the number of the hobby farm to the fridge. She would count down the days. The pig people gave her a list of  her favourite foods; turnips, radishes, Eggplant, potatoes, Melons  and berries. No cakes or cookies. Edna decided to redo her grocery list.

As the week progressed Edna found Buttertub loved pumpkin.  And trying to steal the cat’s chow. She opted to feeding her cats on the dining room table.the cats dropped kibble here and there. Buttertub snorted up the little morsels with great delight.Once in a while, Edna gave her part of a shortbread. Buttertub loved shortbread.

Then there was the stroller. Pig sized.  Buttertub loved to curl up in it with her blankie. She would squeal to be carried to it. Squeal to be taken out.  Eventually the cats took turns sleeping in it when the pig was elsewhere in the house.Edna knitted a warm sweater coat for the pig. Bright pink . Once the snow melted off she took Buttertub out for walks in her stroller. The five cats were jealous. They sat on  the windowsill waiting their return. Five tails swished in rhythm as they waited.

Edna  took Buttertub up and down her street. Cars stopped. People stopped. Buttertub’s  bright pink sweater was a hit.  Then it was home, in time to smash up another pumpkin and watch the cats knock kibble to the floor. Buttertub thought it was great fun to chase the cats. 

Two weeks went by fast. The hobby farm called on schedule. Edna didn’t answer the phone. She looked at Buttertub. 

She was the center of a  pile of cats. Some sleeping. Some pawing at her.  She snorted a few times. Contented.   Her pink sweater needed mended. Some of the cats had pulled at the yarn. 

Edna got out her knitting needles. Time to make a new one. In purple this time. Would take about three weeks to make a new one. She’d have to call the  hobby farm. She’d have to tell them……. 

And she set to work, yarn slowly spinning into shape. Buttertub burped up a piece of shortbread…... The cats purred.  Knit one, purl two….three threads in a thrum…….

Photographs 2022
 

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