Showing posts with label Driving. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Driving. Show all posts

Monday, August 1, 2022

JELLY DONUTS move MOUNTAINS

"I am the wanderer and wandering is my destiny." -Avijeet Das

In the middle of summer, when it was hot in town,  was usually the time my mother liked to escape to our old cabin at Sooke.  We’d take the old Dodge and potter off to the beach, stopping in  at a farm market. We always got a HUGE bag of jelly donuts, potatoes and great big slabs of steak. 

Off we’d drive to Sooke with our purchases  tucked safely on the back seat.  Once there, out came the Coleman stove. My mother pumped it up till it  would  almost explode, then she’d light the flame and start boiling potatoes, till the skin burst. Next came the iron skillet. She’d fry up each steak , one at a time, till they were good and dead and crispy. “Slather on the ketchup”, she’d say.   We’d eat steak and potatoes on the old deck, while watching the tide roll into shore. 

One time, my mother wanted to  have an adventure; to go home a different route. Up and over the mountain instead of straight thru. The car packed up, she put the bag of jelly donuts on the back seat. “We’ll have them  when we stop for gas,” she said.

And off we went to find the mountain.  My mother  figured she could eyeball it, as it loomed ahead of us.  She picked a side road and started up.  The old Dodge complained bitterly as it squealed along.

We went up and up. The road turned to gravel. Up and Up and Up. The old car complained. I complained. The hole in the floorboard broke apart. Pieces peeled off onto the  road below. 

And there was my mother,  perched on three cushions, so she could see over the steering wheel, her driving glasses slightly askew, her bare feet just reaching the pedals, her hands fiercely gripping the wheel. She told me to look for a cow farm, she knew it was somewhere  near the top. Up and Up and Up……

There were cows. Highland cattle roaming here and there. The gravel road ended at a copse of trees. We stopped. My mother  left the car, and clamoured over an embankment. She left the engine running cause she said the car sounded “iffy”. She stood on the edge trying to see thru the trees. She forgot her shoes.

“I can’t see anything” she  yelled back. I sighed and joined her , leaving the doors open to the hot sticky, old car.  The two of us stood on the embankment, surrounded by trees, trying to see where we were.  My mother  figured she should have taken a different road and wanted to turn back and try again. I wanted to go home.

There was movement in the car, when we returned.  
Three fat raccoons  in the back seat. Helping themselves to the dozen or so jelly donuts we had bought earlier.  Powdered sugar all over their faces and claws.  They  greedily  stuffed themselves. They made chirrring noises.  They were happy.  We sat back on the embankment. Waiting and watching.

Then my mother remembered she left the car running…… 

One of  the raccoons must have nudged something inside the car, cause the old Dodge began to roll backwards. My mother started screaming. The raccoon started dancing excitedly on the front seat.  The Dodge happily plowed into the wood fence behind. 

That fence was good and solid.  The car hit hard, and  slid into the ditch. My mother screamed some more. The raccoons, full of powdered sugar and jelly, hightailed it for the trees. The farmer, out looking at his cattle, came over to see what the hub bub was about. My mother gave him $30  to help get the car out of the ditch.

We limped  all the way  back to the main highway, some 45 minutes away.  It exploded somewhere under the hood, black smoke pouring out like  witches brew. 

 People stared. I slid down in the seat so no one could see me. That sticky, powdery Jelly Donut seat……

My mother, perched on her three cushions, put on a brave face.  It was about 45 minutes to home and she drove that thing all thru town, revving the motor at each intersection, while holding her bare foot on the brake. Smoking and wheezing it finally made it home.

 The old Dodge died. Finally and completely. It never moved again. We gave up on Jelly donuts for a while…….

My mother  lamented the fact  she never did find that road. She wanted to stand on top  and see the world……to feel like she was flying with the wind….

Photographs 2022

 

Monday, August 17, 2020

MARATHON 1994

"Some beautiful paths can't be discovered without getting lost.." -Erol Ozan
Marathon. Ontario. 1994 . Thunder Bay. Terry Fox Monument of Hope. Middle of August. Hot.  Middle of nowhere.  Road stretching out to nothing. Forest fires in the far off distance. Very far off.  Just a few whiffs. (This is the only pic I have  of Marathon on our move from Kingston, Ontario to Edmonton Alberta. ) We decided to drive.We can take everything with us, we said. It will be easy, we thought.
We started at Kingston (A) and got as far as Marathon . 2848 Km (1769 miles) Drenching August day. Before the car broke down , at 5pm, in the small village of Marathon. Two adults. Two small kids. Two confused cats in their kennels. And all of our worldy goods.Including one accordion ( yes, accordion), one violin, one suitcase case of stamps, coins, snacks, colouring books, cat litter, used and not used, 
cat chow,  crackers, apples, hats, sunscreen...... Sun setting already in the treetops. The cats yowled in the warm car with the windows open.

We were moving  to Edmonton. A trip of 3548 Km (2204 miles) from Kingston. In the middle of August .1994. Around this time. 26 years ago.
We broke down at a tiny intersection. One store still open. Only one store to be seen.  People came over to look.Then went on their way.
Back and forth  we shuffled.  They let us use the phone. No cell phones of course. Hung up on red tape. Hung up on operators who had no idea where we were. I knew where we were. Trees. Dark coming. Cats needing a potty break. Growing cooler. Mountains  colder.
Too bad. Said the local mechanic. We don't stock alternators. Next town over.  Don't know how you're gonna get there.  Might be able to get one. Four days  maybe. You might have to spend the night in the car. Store opens at 6am. 
Back and forth to the phone in the store. Till it closed.
Two adults. Two kids. Two cats. Coyotes.
Yep. them be coyotes, we were assured. They don't come into town. Much. Unless they be short of food.
6:30 Dark. Streets quiet. Tow truck was supposed to be coming. Supposed to.....
Never came. The coyotes sang their night song. 
Mechanic came by again. To see us waiting in the dark.
Friends of his, who had a tow truck, were up at the local bar.  Only one in town.
Having dinner. Maybe they would help.  Otherwise nothing for four days. He went to get the tow Truck guy. The cats stuck their paws out of their cage...….
Tow truck guy came to haul us up to the bar.  Last one of its kind. Broken neon sign   flickered above the door. It was packed.
Tow truck guy left us outside, and went in to finish his meal. We toddled in. Then were promptly shooed out by the cook. No kids. No cats. Waitress was kind to us, said we could sit at the back.  
Everyone  returned to eating. Conversations . Coffee poured. We waited for Tow Truck guy  to finish eating.  I could hear the coyotes in the valley.They sounded closer. 
Finally we were on our way. After  midnight.  We squashed into the cab. No seat belts. Mist settled down around the hwy. Hit a moose here, last week, said Tow Truck Guy , as we tore down the narrow hwy. His cab and car load swung  from right to left.  He went faster and faster. Yep, he said hit a moose. Came right up off the side and stepped into my  right of way.
     Great. Coyotes. Mist. Moose. Two cats. Two adults. Two kids.
I turned to see the cats perched up at the edge of the window in our trailing car. They were yowling at the yellow light swirling above the cab.  At the next town, some two hours away, we were deposited. Motel. Heaven. Safe.  The alternator came the next day to the local garage. Not four days. And we were off once more......
Two cats. Two kids. Two adults. And a whole lot of coyotes left in our wake at Marathon.And we never hit one Moose.....
Photographs 2020